Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed
Swag on a trillion
Y’all wish y’all had this much swag.
If the zodiac signs were in a horror movie.
I’d secretly help the killer, honestly not surprised.
I would sacrifice myself, well this explains a lot XD
Stay calm? Screw that, my butt would be gone.
im black i aint checkin shit
why would i scream at everything?? i don’t even scream in real life. i think my lungs are actually incapable of producing a scream.
I’m the one who snapped and went on a killing spree muahahahaha
Gabriel García Márquez (RIP April 17, 2014)
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.
do they all just mate with the same man or something
obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis